Thursday 10 July 2014

'Hammer everything he loves': Eight-year-old girl's to-do list lays out plans in the event of her brother's disappearance

Sibling rivalry is perfectly common among children, but one little girl has expressed very specific plans to destroy her brother's belongings in the event of his disappearance.
Reddit user lala989 recently posted a note penned by her eight-year-old, with the caption 'My daughter's list in case anything happens to her older brother.'
'Take Ethan's bedroom' is first on the agenda.
Hammer time: An eight-year-old girl's to-do list, recently posted on Reddit, reveals plans to destroy her older brother's belongings
Hammer time: An eight-year-old girl's to-do list, recently posted on Reddit, reveals plans to destroy her older brother's belongings

'Take his money' is next.
Aside from seizing Ethan's living space and his finances, many of the items on the list
involve damaging his prized possessions.

'Hammer his legos,' she continues.
She also schemes to 'sell Blackbear' (presumably, a stuffed animal), 'rip Minecraft poster' and 'dye his carpet pink.'
But that's not all: Ultimately, she intends to 'hammer everything he loves.'
'Rip Minecraft poster; dye his carpet pink'
While many Reddit commenters expressed concern for the well-being of Ethan - and Blackbear - the siblings' mother claims her daughter was only kidding when she devised the hammer-happy memo.
'She was writing it to make him laugh, nothing diabolical,' she wrote on the site, joking that the girl was 'probably going to be a horror author.'
She added: 'She's always writing stuff for him to read as her big brother. If it was real...I've been effing up the last eight years.'
Fan art: The list has inspired various creative interpretations on Reddit
Fan art: The list has inspired various creative interpretations on Reddit
Sketchy behavior: Another Reddit user submitted a drawing of Ethan and his sister
Sketchy behavior: Another Reddit user submitted a drawing of Ethan and his sister

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