A
New York man has filed a lawsuit demanding what is believed to be the
largest amount of compensation ever after he was bitten by a dog.
Anton
Purisima, 62, is suing a long list of defendants including the City of
New York, Au Bon Pain and Kmart, for
$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Purisima filed his hand-written lawsuit in a Manhattan federal court on April 11 and is representing himself, reports Lowering The Bar.
Anton Purisima, 62, has filed a lawsuit
demanding what is believed to be the largest amount of compensation ever
after he claims that his middle finger was bitten off by a
‘rabies-infected’ dog
Over
the course of his 22-page lawsuit, Purisima claims that his middle
finger was bitten off by a ‘rabies-infected’ dog on a city bus; before a
‘Chinese couple’ took
unauthorized photos of him as he was being
treated at a local hospital.
Also
in the rambling and often incoherent lawsuit, Purisima complains that
he is routinely overcharged for coffee at LaGuardia Airport.
The suit claims the pain and other additional damages he suffered ‘cannot be repaired by money’ and are ‘therefore priceless.’ Included in the suit as evidence is a photo of his bloodied finger.
During
his ordeal, Purisim claims he suffered civil rights violations,
personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retaliation,
harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional
distress, and conspiracy to defraud.
'Even if Au Bon Pain conquers the planet and
puts everyone to work for them from now until the stars die, they
wouldn't make a dent in the bill,' reports What If?
The
full list of defendants in the case include Au Bon Pain, Carepoint
Health, Hoboken University Medical Center, Kmart Store 7749, St. Luke's
Emergency Dept., New York City Transit Authority, City of New York, NYC
MTA, LaGuardia Airport Administration, Amy Caggiula and Does 1-1000
which refers to a thousand 'John Does'.
The
amount, which can also be referred to as two undecillion dollars - or
the number two with 36 zeroes behind it - is more money than currently
exists on the planet.
‘Even
if Au Bon Pain conquers the planet and puts everyone to work for them
from now until the stars die, they wouldn't make a dent in the bill,'
reports What If?
This
isn’t Purisima’s first lawsuit. In last four years he has filed
lawsuits against the People's Republic of China, several major banks
(including Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, and Wachovia, the Commissioner of
Social Security, Lang Lang International Music Foundation, and others.
Purisima claims that his middle finger was bitten off by a 'rabies-infected' dog on a New York City bus
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